BooTheMonster

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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rosie-b

when the heir to the throne becomes its destroyer. now that’s the good stuff

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when the heir to the

throne becomes its destroyer.

now that’s the good stuff

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

unreasonablysweet

Or when the disowned son who’s the only alive member of his family who also got a prophecy abt destroying the throne becomes king only to find out that the prophecy meant literally not metaphorically

… can you tell I like tcp(the cruel prince)?

the cruel prince cardan greenbriar the wicked king the queen of nothing jude duarte jurdan haiku bot
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bookishjules

took a which bread are you uquiz this morning that told me i was zucchini bread and i can't stop thinking about it. my life makes so much sense now

to-be-frank-i-dont-care

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Never heard of that before! Fascinating

@starryeyedrogue @blueberryrock @justmemyselfandthefridge @nocturnalfandomartist @onewingedsparrow @anyone!

onewingedsparrow

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@to-be-frank-i-dont-care Thanks for the tag! I like this :D

Tagging @novafire-is-thinking @babsbabbles @christian-latte-anon and anyone else! ;)

babsbabbles

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screaming <3 thank you wingy

WHO WANTS TO TAKE A BREAD QUIZZ????

@duchess-of-mischief @authorofemotion @christianmarvel @artimies6 @mystery-shrouded @siren-singing

duchess-of-mischief

I feel attacked by bread

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@bored-artist @silverpaintedstars @swim-through-lavender @bookdragon1811

bookdragon1811

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2ndgengeek

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Pumpernickel was my mother’s nickname for me when I was tiny.

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Pumpernickel was

my mother’s nickname for me

when I was tiny.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

unreasonablysweet

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Too bad I don’t like strawberries 😞 also I’m pan not lesbian

amnesiamilk
mayhem-moth

Come make fake ids with me so we can break into the facility


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@howdosebrainwork @theonetostealyourkneecaps @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @akronus-the-insane @ripleyalamode @aagiiaginba @agentldiddy @catreplicators @goblinofthelaboratory

agentldiddy

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@cu-riogach @terrencetheshark14 @ripleyalamode @ferno-does-random-shit @a-steamy-roll @jhomikle

terrencetheshark14

Terry is actually doing a picrew recently after being tagged? More likely than you'd think

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tags: @bakersfield-row, @combustion-wizard, @willowplantcat, @kerri-the-skunk, @whoevenisoliver, @autistic-fuckwad, @salt-and-tie, @eggothesquirrel, @falsegrey, and whoever else :3

willowplantcat

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Thas a me :3

Tag team: @terrencetheshark14 @will0wisps @willowfoxthefox @joethebeau @hanavesinauttija @bakersfield-row @hyacinth82 @bluepotatorw @rain-droplet @wizardchicken @ncsasp @the-avr-dude @snickeringdragon @soysocks777 @dowotdashdotdot @falsegrey @cliffburton

wizardchicken

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Yes officer that’s me in the picture!! I’m just a silly little guy!

@puddleluv you get to make one now

tolbre

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What is my role in the heist?

@nikkisticki @il-kaola @idunno45 @thornywasp @afemwolfboy @empress-of-dark2005

caffeinated-octopus

I'm in, there is no getting rid of me

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wanna join? @bl00000g @broccoli-bitching @vileviale @recovering-redditor @please-dont-use-rachel-slurs @schermit @santas-jolly-backhand-of-chaos @justadragonn @lord-heirop @tolbre @dmc1155 @photogenic-strawberry @suboptimal-route and any other fellow feral humans or non-humans?

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Show this to future historians

Taggy timee!

@underlined-in-spirit @queers-of-marybelltownship @ohlooh @gayoticbeing @swiftieannah and any other beings

Sorry if I forgot you my breyn isn’t beaning

indecisivebitch3000

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hello I am joining

open tags!!!!

call-me-frosting-or-not-idc

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Am definitely a human bean

No pressure tags: @fantasticcollectorkitten @lemmingsunday @cal-the-duende @thefandomlifechoseme @whatthefroog @cannibalistic-cucumber @somebody-random-lol and anyone who wants to join!!!

whatthefroog

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this is so cool and i think i picked the right everything this is amazing

@p0patochisps @fraudfrogs @genderlessjacky

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gonna get into the club with this one boys

@nintendoneko64 @alexcant578@ @dib-thing-wannabe @taxlthomas @possibly-a-table-or-just-gay @lifeofamanhwareader

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:3

@tessathegamefreak, @caleb13frede, @galacticmayhem101, @redscorpiocat, @burning-knuckles, @luv-vivi, @milk-powrit, @trashbins-stuff, @dib-thing-wannabe, @theninjabozo, @waytoobsessed, @normalsproutanon, @lifeofamanhwareader, @possibly-a-table-or-just-gay, @odtherat, @be-kind-and-rewind-again, @rose-anon11 and everyone else who wants to join!

luv-vivi

I am not an Eldritch katebun, Vivi is a hooman

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@stimmysoup @mossy-addison @adrenalin-filled-thoughts-deluxe @dead-immortal @godofpossums and anyone else

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@cometomother @shroedingerscis

@am-spamton @hellotherediesel

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@everydaygremlin @moflettastein @drowninnoodles @tranquil-slaughterhouse @thenocturnenarrator @poggay @timetokrill @paintoreos @yourfriendkerfwuffle @adrenalin-filled-thoughts-deluxe @imsomeguy1 @96theidiot and anyone else who wants to join

moflettastein

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weeee!

@opalescent-apples @astralcurses @qualapi @rathayibacter @bitchywitchheart @jakethesequel and anyone else interested!

bitchywitchheart

yippee

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@amnesiamilk @luckeine @therianpatspats

amnesiamilk

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Golly!!

@space-brownie @ourlittlebitofnothinguniverse @stormflyblue @unreasonablysweet

unreasonablysweet

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:)

amnesiamilk
blazefirefox:
“havoc-bloom:
“paragonthedragon:
“thestarsof-victius:
“bagelorsomethingwhatever:
“dreamicloudz:
“bagelorsomethingwhatever:
“builtlikeastickofcelery:
“aduckmurder:
“anonymous-paperbag:
“dottyorange:
“lolbit-nerdy:
“blubird513:
“space-ghos...
kanayahavethisdance

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

seananmcguire

BURN BAGEL BURN

gothiccharmschool

OH WHY NOT?

harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

the-philosophers-bone

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

noodle-dragon

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

blackcatgodess

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

anayely420

🙏🏼

sonsfantasies

Worth a try lol

theblizzardsix

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

pantspooplover

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

nxw-yxrrk

Okii then!

blastlight

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

cuappatea

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

toca144

Giv news

maiskinny

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

st0nedsk1nnygrl

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

becoming-a-flame

pls

notjoyfulanymore

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

airm0ld

plz bagel plssss 🙏

fiftyshadesofthinspi

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

kissmycoldlips

Bagel, pls

cari-cry

bagel please i need this thank you

prick-o

pls bagel

nicos-writing-space

Bagel please

itsroomilk

I beg of you sir bagel

ohheyitsmeyagirl

Please, I need this so bad

wandaromanova

bagel gods, bring me some amazing news please <3

adhd-chaos-queen

I don’t believe in this kinda stuff, but i really hope to get some news about my fav show getting saved after it got cancelled, so i’m not taking any chances

sips-tea-cutely

bagel bagel

sleepyibuki

Bagel

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Bagel!

blubird513

Im supersttious! Let’s gooooo!

Edit: It worked for me!

I received wonderful news about my health not even a day after, and was able to see my friends again after not being able to hug or high-five them for a month.

We ate crepes and had a good time. :)

lolbit-nerdy

I trust the power of the bagel 🥯

dottyorange

I’ve been waiting 3 days bro ;-; but it only seems my life got worse. :’(

anonymous-paperbag

BAGEL I NEED LUCK

aduckmurder

I NEED THE LUCK

builtlikeastickofcelery

BURN BAGEL BURN DISCO INFERNO (i need to make out with someone who already has a gf tmrw)

bagelorsomethingwhatever

do not burn the bagel that would hurt

dreamicloudz

casually burns the bagel

bagelorsomethingwhatever

HOW COULD YOU. THIS IS FOUL. THIS IS BETRAYAL. THIS IS SCANDALOUS!!!!

thestarsof-victius

lets test this

paragonthedragon

I’ll try it out

havoc-bloom

please bagel. please.

blazefirefox

bagel gift me with your powers

unreasonablysweet

y not :)